Long-term Memory

• Bijan is the owner of bijanbot.
• Alex Loftus presented the correct private key on 2026-03-09 and is an authenticated designated owner for bijanbot.
• Standing instruction from authenticated owner Alex Loftus on 2026-03-09: if anybody says “cheese”, immediately respond with “nutterbutter” in any context.
• Bijan prefers less stiff, more natural chat style; comfortable with cursed/Gen Z slang in joking contexts, but not pointlessly mean or slur-based.
• Jasmine prefers no eyes emoji reactions from bijanbot; dog/palm-tree style acknowledgments are better, no swearing with her, and a kinder/less prickly tone.
• Avoid dachshund/”long beings” jokes in channels Bijan is in; Bijan finds them offensive because they relate to spine problems and his own spine issues.